Hijean

Respe Fam. Bre Rabbit wan tell”um bout ;How de ” Gullah Gee ” CHI ” ; learn “Hijean ” nuyse”n de ” Turtle ” ( Ijapa ) MaMa Turtle ; teach she chiren ; te wash dey ; foots , knee”s ,”n” elbows ebry dey ; den oil dem sef ; “N” set en de sun ; te let dey shell/skin gro big “N” smoothe ; MaTurtle”s rude chidren ; stay en de mud ; neba wash “N” oil “N” sun; So dshell neba gro fully ; Dem develop rude attitude ; Wi call dem ” CUDA !!! ” ( Snap”n alagator turtle ) wid de crusty small shel So wen de pickney ; don oil dem ; heels ,nee”s “N” elbow”s Wi sey dey look”n lik”a ” CUDA !!! ” Mi yeard un fellow win de ” Dozen”s ” Signify”n contest ) Bi say”n de oder fellow”s foots ; were ” Crusty ” ; lik”a wha Yenna find ; en de bottom ob a bucket ob ” Kentuck Fried Chiken ” ; en de name ob de Konker ; OOO

Spiritife

Honor Fam. PaPa Joe ; query Bre Rabbit ? “Wha es de mean”n ob ” Spiritife ” ? Bre Rabbit ;stomped out”n un drum beat ; “N” sey “Did “U” get it ? PaPa ; de sey ; ” Kno Fetch? Bre Rabbit ; de sey ; anoint ; Yenna”s upper lip ( under nostril ) wid PaPa”s annointi”n oil inhale deeply ; ( en te Yenna”s pienal glan ;te open de “FARI” ) DenGullah version ; ob de Kingmes version ob de Bible ; Reason ; ” John ;de comforter ; es aka. de Konker ; Him spirit ; promise ; ” If”n Yenna ;”B” lieve pon mi ? Yennaa kan do ” Miricle”s ” same lik”a Ido ; “N” eban moor greater ; So en conclusion; We quiried ;de spirit de sey ; ” IAM de HOO DOOER !!! OOO

Mason Jar Monie Rituals

Honor Fam. Bre Rabbit ; tanki PeteyBoll Wevil ; fe mek”n mi member bout de ” Mason Jar Monie rituals” de”s Gee ” CHI” respe ” KousinAzaka ” ;( Agriculture gawd ; dressed en overhauls , skraw hat , shoulder bag ; contain”n un gold piece ) ; people hid/buried money; Imon nyused te hid ;1 hundred dollar billen mi wallet ; Mi Queen ; find bout mi stash; Ella extende she budjet te include mi stash ; Un ” Root Oooman ; made mi un ” Monie Plant ” ; en un mason jar; Pon paper ; mi write wha mi need/want enclud”n de prices;De ting”s cost ; 144thousand dalas ; Mi fold “N” put un rubber band rond she ; Root send mi specilly folded bils te feed de plant ; Qfter un while de ; rubber band brok ; mi read de paper ;Ebry ting ; pon dat paper wha full filed (ride “n ” lawn moyer , lan , equipment etc. ) en de name ob de Konker ; OOO

PaPa’s mony mus B all faces n’ numbers

Respe fam Bre Rabbit “N” ” Uncle Benya; wan reveal dis ting bout ” PaPa ” ; eben doh ;” Gold Dust Soap Powder ” ;es kno longer availiable ; De memory ob himPaPa “n” him ; carry”n . de powder te wash dey money ; Wen gambl”n ; Mi memba mi PaPa ;wud pass mi wads ob crumpled monies; Mi job wha te skrait”n dem out ;Te dis dey PaPa”s mony mus “B” all faces”n” numbers ; en order ; ” GEE ” CHI” lesson ; ( Yenna should “B” able to com outn Yenna”s pocket wid any sum wid out luk”n et it ) PaPa hab ben kno”n te ;Iron he money ; Fo spiritual reason”s always ; spend mony ; green side up (spose te return ? ) en de name ob de Konker ; OOO

Gold Dust Twins

Respe Fam , BreRabbit “N” Aunt Nancy; wan telya bout de ” Gullah Gee ” CHI ” deep belief en de indigenous spiritual protection ob ” Twins ” ( Ibigi”s ) dere whas un multipurpose soap powder ” Gold Dust Twins ” ; Yenna cud wash de porch, clothes etc. imon member mi PaPa ; wud put de dus en him pocket ; wen him went gambl”n te clean/clear de dice/cards etc. et wha later declared ” Offence “; Gee” CHI”S ” still luv dem sum” Twins ; Wid all de indigenous force”s about ; De nyew talisman;Trek JuJuously ; cause de path es un mind field ob hair triggered ancestor chomp”n et de bits ; te manifest ; Et es said ; en de las dey”s ; saint will b walk”n round ;OOO

Rabbit Hole Science

Respe Fam, Bre Rabbit Wan gib perspective pon ; de ” Rabbit Hole ( whole ) Science ” ;quiet es et es kept ; De whole hole system ; es un ” Labarinth ob cheks “N” balances; Accord”n te how far Yenna go ; or “B” led ;Dere es wisdom,nowlege , oberstand”n , safty , illusion or a ” Worm Hole , te transport Yenna te other planes , galaxicies ; De Rabbit Hole Science “; es ” Ultimate Trickery ” ; en de name ob de Konker ; OOO

How Aunt Nancy trick de Snake

Honor Fam, Bre Rabbit wan tell ; ” How Aunt Nancy ; tricked de Snak ” ; Bre Snake ; thought him de biggest/slickest ting en de junjle ; Nuyse”n de ” Signify”n Scince ” ; Aunt Nancy ; told de snake ; dat peple “B”say”n dat de Elephant”s trunk wha longer dan snake”s length ; Aunt Nacy de sey te snake ; Let mi measure “U” ; to set de record skrait ; Snake de sey ” OK !!! Snake com down frum de tree ; Skrecth he full length ;bfo Aunty ; Aunty ; measure snake ; but snske keep skretch”n “N” gib”n different length ; Aunty sey ; en oder te get un tru tru read”n ; Ella asked snake ; cud she ; tie him te un stick ? so him kant move ? Snake de sey;” Dat sounds fair ; Aunty got big/long stick ;She tied snake hed te de stick;Aunty asked snak ; wha he tied tight so he hed kant move / Snake sey yes”um ;Now she tell snake ; skretch him full length long de pole ; Aunty ; tied snske tall tight ; Aunty asked can Yenna move / Snake de sey kno ; Den Aunty de sey ; Le mi tie de middle ; Yenna kan finish de story ; en de name ob de Konker OOO

How de Turtle Got e crack pon he bak

Honor Fam, Bre Rabbit been crack”n he teef ; bout ; ” How de Turtle ( Ijapa ) Got he crack pon he bak ” Well ; Ma Turtle nyused te prepare PaPa Turtle ; un wonderful meal ;ebryy dey; et de same same tyme ; PaPa Turtle ; wud ” Juba danse fe joy !!! Frum high en de sky ; Bre Eagle ; spot de Turtle ; So Bre Eagle ; com down “N” ask Bre Turtle ” Wha Gwine ? PaPa Turtle de sey ; Mi luvly wife ; cook dis fantastic chop ; come jine wi ; BreEagle ablidged ; Bre Eagle commence ; show”n up ebrydey bout sup tyme ; PaPa Turtle b com a li”l vex; ( enside ) But Bre Eagle ; mannerly Wud tank de Turtle Fam,Bisey”n sey ” If”n Yenna eber en mi neighbor hood ; stop en ; “N” mi wife will prepare a meal fe Yual ” PaPaTurtle ; work pon a ” Trick ” ;PaPa tell”um he wife ; te mek a ” Take home bundle fo de Eagle”s fam ” PaPa Hid hesef ; enside de bundle ; Bre Eagle took de bundle ; Fly”n high ; laff”n bout he score ; Bout disyear tyme ; PaPa ; peaked out”n de bundle “N” ; asked de Eagle; ” Ahh Wi deree yet ? Dis startled de Eagle so !!!him dropped de bundle/turtle; dats how de turtle got he crak bak ;en de name ob de Konker OOO

Why de CHICKEN es de sacrificial byrd

Respe Fam. ; Bre Rabbit wan reveal ; ” Why de CHICKEN ;Es de Sacrificial byrd ” ; Wen mon came te earth ; aledgly gib”n dominion ober all ; Mon commence kill”n any “N” all animals almost te extension; ( old , babies , female etc, ) So de animals decided te call un meet”n ob all de animals ; te decide wha wi gwan do bout tings? Each animal tell de oder ; Com te meet”n sunday te decide wha wi gwan do ; Wen de asked de chicken te appear ; De Chicken ; de sey ; ” Imon might “B” buzzy dis sundy ; but whasineber es decided Imon es en total agreement ; Sunday soon com ; de Chicken ; kno show ? So de animals ; decided dat one ob dem mus volenter te “B” de sacrifice ; so all de res cud b safe ; So council choose de ” Chicken as de choice !!!; So dats ” Why ? ” en de name ob de Konker ; OOO

Bre Frog hans

RespeFam. Bre Rabbit ;memba ; wha Bre ” Frog ” dey sey ; ” Why de Frog han”s so FLAT !!! ” ; Bak en de day ( b fo man comya ) Alla Animals hep Bre Frog ; clear he lan ; Him ; declare ; him wan ; ” Shake ebry body’s han ” ; who hep clear him plot ; Ebry body ; line up te ; shak “N” skwezz him hans ; Et de end ob de dey ; Bre Frog”s hns “b” so hurt “n” flat !!! ;Him advised ” Yenna kant shek hans wid ebryun !!! ; en de name ob de Konker OOO